So last night I was out braving the harsh streets of the internet and its forums, when I came across some people discussing little devious bastards called shimeji that seemed to basically be how cartoons interpret computer viruses except you can turn them off when you please. You know, on that one episode where the show's writers tried to be hip and edgy and with the times spliced with a bit of "wouldn't it be cool if going on the internet was like THIS?" So it's a little dude that crawls and moves around your screen breaking things and hiding windows and deleting your porn. At least that is what I read on said forum. So I downloaded it last night.
Until earlier today I had no fucking clue what shimeji was or means. I still don't. So I googled it and got this wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shimeji . Yeah I totally get evil mischievous faux-computer virus from that. So I started it up and-why, what do we have here? Some kind of loli ice machine?
Oh god what are you doing get off the edge of my firefox windo-
GEE THANKS NOT LIKE I NEEDED TO BE TAKING CARE OF MY FINANCIAL AID. AT LEAST I STILL HAVE ANOTHER FIREFOX WINDOW OPEN.
SURE SIT THERE COMFORTABLY YOU SMUG LITTLE BITCH.
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED.
The servers were shut down 2 weeks later. BAKA BAKA.
EDIT: Forgot to actually include a download link. I'm pretty certain this is freeware/not in violation of any IP law, as the file is small, has no visible crack/anti-drm applied to it, and is weird and from Japan. http://www.mediafire.com/?py3vgq9e6kten3h